Yes, I know it's been a while - sorry and all that but I've been a busy boy (see my letter to santa if you need proof).
Y'see, recently I started *a new job* (not the Iran dictator thing either, a
real job). The company I used to work was taken over by a faceless multinational early this year, and it wasn't long before the rot set in (quite apart from the redundancies).
My old company's primary business was manfacturing, and as a privately owned company they required all sorts of support staff - finance, sales, marketing and IT. Unfortunately the company that acquired them was a big player in our particular industry, and really only bought the company to get it's hands on our main product, a very famous builders adhesive (or alternatively to stop any of their own competitors getting their hands on it). As such they no longer required all those support staff and began the process of getting rid. I hadn't been at the company long enough to be entitled to redundency (severance) pay, so I had no option but to get out before this happened. It was a shame really, because I actually liked my job, before it got very boring in the last 6 months or so.
My new job is 'Systems Administrator' (ooooohhhhh) for a rapidly growing company on the edge of Chester, and I'm now in my third week. I must admit it's going rather too well - lots of cool kit to play with, some really great projects on the horizon and 4 different sandwich vans to choose from daily. It's also only 3 miles from my house and I really get along with the guy I work for.
On top of all this I get paid 20% more than I did before, with more holidays and various other benefits. All things considered, at the moment it looks like the take-over of the old company is one of the best things that's ever happened to me. Who could've guessed?